A parents worst nightmare......

My father-in-law sent this my way today and I thought it was funny enough to share!

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
"Dad."

With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter...

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is
much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's
pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the
fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it
for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and
I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be
back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son,
John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card, that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.